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I used to confuse roadkill for black plastic bags

Now I confuse black plastic bags for roadkill


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Have you ever sneezed so hard, stuff comes out your nose?

All my sneezes are like that


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I accidentally swallowed a mouthful of toothpaste

I am pretty sure I’m going to die


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I hate brushing my teeth

I’m going to get dentures.


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